Basic
$14.99
A playful personalized roast for birthdays, friends, partners, or pets.
- ✓ One custom digital roast card
- ✓ Built from your photo and three facts
- ✓ Share-ready JPG or PNG
Bold, personal, absolutely ruthless
Your favorite people, professionally roasted.
Send a photo and three facts. Studio turns them into a personalized digital roast card made for group chats, birthdays, and glorious public embarrassment.
Delivered digitally as a share-ready JPG or PNG. No shipping. No awkward wrapping.
Screenshot-worthy 😂
The Studio promise
Funny without feeling factory-made.
100% personalEvery card uses the photo, name, and details you send.
Digital deliveryA crisp JPG or PNG ready to save, send, and post.
Your heat levelChoose playful Basic or turn it up with Savage.
From camera roll to chaos
Three steps. One devastating reveal.
Perfect for husbands, best friends, couples, pets, fishing buddies, hunting buddies, sports parents, and anyone else asking for it.
- 01
Send the evidence
Choose a clear photo, share the person’s name, and give us three juicy facts, habits, or inside jokes.
- 02
Pick the damage
Basic keeps the jokes punchy and playful. Savage adds more lines and turns the heat all the way up.
- 03
Drop it in the chat
Receive a personalized, share-ready digital card. Post the reveal and wait for everyone to tag the next victim.
Choose your chaos
Priced by emotional damage.
Both packages include a personalized digital card and share-ready files. You supply the facts; Studio supplies the punchlines.
Maximum heat
Savage
$19.99
For the target who has had it too good for too long. Sharper, fuller, and unapologetically roast-forward.
- ✓ One custom Savage roast card
- ✓ More jokes with a harder edge
- ✓ Built from your best incriminating facts
- ✓ Share-ready JPG or PNG
Someone deserves this
Grab the photo. We’ll write the roast.
Pick your package, then send the name, photo, and three facts that make your target wonderfully roastable.